I guess I really shouldn't say that since all these things could have happened any day of the week, but since it was Monday we'll just assume that had something to do with it! Also, all these things didn't happen to me some happened to Jerry but since we're married we share. Imagine with me...
Your twins have gotten progressively worse during their 5 (so far) swimming lessons. Today, they both cried through the whole half hour lesson. You try to explain to them you paid $22 for them to learn to swim so they better shape up (actually $44 since you have twins) but they don't care.
While your kids are crying away your $44, you discover an ant infestation in your living room of all places! Not in the kitchen where there are crumbs all over. And you can't figure out where they are getting in. You kill as many as you can by sucking them up in the vacuum but it is an all day battle of you vs. the ants.
When the mail arrives you find out you've met your HIGH deductible (which is the polite way of saying you've spent WAY to much on broken arms, CT scans, and cholesterol meds so far this year). In checking the math however, you discover the insurance company is not paying their 80% of your outrageous prescription costs and then spend the dinner hour on the phone trying to explain to them how it doesn't add up. To no avail, of course, you'll have to talk to the benefits person at work tomorrow instead...
While you are trying to figure out the insurance mess you are trying to access your online account because nobody uses paper any more and the internet continually disconnects, it has been doing this on and off for a long time but as long as you are in a mood you think you can take on AT&T as well. So you spend another hour unplugging & replugging in wires and restarting devices only to be told they don't know what is going on...if you want them to come out it will be $60 minimum.
Time to get the boys ready for bed. You get the toothbrushes all set up and step out of the bathroom for literally 2 seconds. You come back to find your 19 month old has two of the four toothbrushes floating in the toilet--that hasn't been flushed! Yuck! New toothbrushes all around! Thankfully, it is bedtime...but not for you!
The rest of the evening is spent doing things you could have been doing earlier if you hadn't been on hold...dishes, putting laundry away, taking the garbage out, etc. Finally, you are put out of your misery when you fall asleep...thinking Tuesday will be better right?
WRONG! Your glasses break first thing (you fix them as best you can with an Elmer's glue stick) and now you HAVE to make time to go see the eye doctor to get a new prescription to replace the glasses that broke for no apparent reason...
...oh, yeah and you still have to deal with the insurance mess and did I mention your parents/inlaws are coming in today for a visit! Maybe Wednesday will be better...???
[Disclaimer: All of the above it true. The part about the inlaws coming for a visit was mentioned as a "negative" for dramatic effect. We are actually looking forward to their visit! We might actually outnumber the ants when they are here!]