Here are a couple items for the "Silly Speaks" file:
2/15/14
JD likes to join Annabeth in the bathtub. Tonight he was pouring cup after cup of water onto her little bath baby doll "trying to drown her". Before I could even tell him that wasn't a very nice thing to do Hayden straightened him out. "Uh, JD, that's called water boarding."
1/24/13
While doing school with JD today I asked him if he knew a letter. It was the letter I. He said no, he forgot which letter it was. I told him it was the letter I and that it says (short i sound). He replied, "Oh yeah! I (short i sound) like intimate." Um, yeah. I was thinking igloo or icky, but intimate works too.